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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

April 1st - Fools' Day - School Jokes

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
Charles Chaplin

  • Since discovering the joy of telling jokes it’s a way to experience a lifelong companionship, laughter and self-confidence get ready for an upcoming joke day, Friday April 1st - April Fools by collecting some jokes that you can share with your friends and teachers.
  • Practice telling jokes, listen carefully, be patient, enjoy it and never spoil the punchline! For example:
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: Because of the sign on the road?
Teacher: What sign?
Student: School Ahead. Go slow!

Teacher: If you had 19 oranges, 11 strawberries, 5 apples and 9 bananas, 
what would you have?
Student: A yummy fruit salad.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Student: You said it was piece of cake!

Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

What food do math teachers eat?
Square meals!

What did you learn in school today?
Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!

Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you go to school, do your homework!

Student: If sleep is really good for the brain, then why is it not permitted in school?

C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
Practical jokes also called prank, gag, jape, or shenanigan.
by BP

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