Little person Big personality - That's Me!
If we couldn’t laugh our life would become gloomy and rigid.
Life itself
is challenging,
so if we take a moment to stop and comprehend a joke,
we can make
our day easier and funnier.
Look at Me!
Knock – Knock.
Who's there?
Inpatient chicken.
Inpatient chick…
Ba Gaaaak!!!
Q:
What do you say to the horse before a big race?
A:
I’m not sure…because you can’t really say “Break your leg”, can’t you!
Q:
What did the horse say when it fell?
A:
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Knock
– Knock.
Who's
there?
Dragon.
Dragon
who?
Stop
dragon your feet and get to work.
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page!
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page!
Q:
What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry?
A: Washing-ton!
A: Washing-ton!
Q:
Why don't anteaters ever get sick?
A: Because they're full of ant-ibodies!
A: Because they're full of ant-ibodies!
Q:
Where do hamsters come from?
A: Hamsterdam!
A: Hamsterdam!
Q:
What room is useless for a ghost?
A: A living room!
A: A living room!
Q:
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
Q: Exactly where you left it!
Q: Exactly where you left it!
Q: How can you make a French horn sound like a trombone?
A: Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes!
Q: What do you call three trombones at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: How do you keep your jewelry from being stolen?
A: Leave it in a trombone case.
Jokes support emotional readiness, relationships, emotional expression, curiosity, and empathy.
Laughter increases blood flow, builds the immune system, and improves relaxation and sleep.
Jokes build up the happiness and health of all of us, so don't hesitate to giggle and laugh. 
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